Lighten up, it's a JOKE!

[leatherneckpa]

ETA:I figured we needed some place to post humor, so I started this thread.


Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?

Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you."

How weird is that?

[nhlivefreeordie]

;D

[Martin]

LOL!


~Martin

[☼ ЯÏĊk ☺]

[And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you."]

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT! LMAO.

[nhlivefreeordie]

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural West
Virginia. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on
the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was
totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree
line that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no
remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far
away as if nothing had happened.

They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled,
panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident
happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off
the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President
of the United States?"

"Yep."

"Were
there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done
buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.

"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies...

[capecmom]

That is fantastic!!!!!!!

[Martin]

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. The lady said,"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." I explained to her that my dogs are unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care . So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.

[leatherneckpa]

[leatherneckpa]

As the Christmas spirit will be flowing over the festivities I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one from.

[rAcErRicK]

;D ;D ;D Now that's funny !

Good lick Mike !

[leatherneckpa]

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, report finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.

One week later. a local newspaper in New Hampshire reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Ashland, New Hampshire, Tut Tuttle, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Tut has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, New Hampshire had already gone wireless".

[nhlivefreeordie]

Jan 15, 2012 23:25:20 GMT -4 leatherneckpa said:

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, report finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.

One week later. a local newspaper in New Hampshire reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Ashland, New Hampshire, Tut Tuttle, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Tut has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, New Hampshire had already gone wireless".

Beautiful, and Ashland was only 12 miles from where I used to live, someone actually made the joke geographically accurate. ;D

[leatherneckpa]

Jan 18, 2012 10:32:26 GMT -4 nhlivefreeordie said:

someone actually made the joke geographically accurate. ;D

He, he, that would be me. I modified it to appeal to you. The original version I received used Maine instead. But since Rick is an infrequent visitor anymore I switched it.